The OMICS group is still trolling for scientists to join their high-quality events. The latest is an invitation to Cosmetology 2014, a “Dermatology” conference where all of the speakers are cosmetics and hair salon CEOs. I’m sure I could come speak to them. After all, they probably want to hear me talk about academic metrics, clinical data warehousing, or the applications of graph theory to natural language processing in clinical text.
On second thought, they probably just want me as a demonstration subject for their hair growth workshop. They might actually get me to attend if they offered that…
