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Apple Vision Nope

Add me to the ranks of commentators who are returning their Apple Vision Pro headsets. I’m kinda disappointed in this outcome, but hey, at least I tried. It’s already packed up and the return labels are printed. Apple, you have to hand it to them, make it very easy. They’ll even take back my prescription […]

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Apple Vision Pro

First impressions Let’s get this out of the way: Of course I preordered one. I mean, have we met? I like my new and exciting technology. Always have, always will. And the AVP is amazing on paper. The most advanced consumer headset ever, oodles of cameras, gesture tracking, eye gaze tracking, insanely-high-resolution OLED screens. I […]

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Apple M1 Max Mac Studio

This is a late-coming review of something I’ve been using for a couple of months. But first, let me set the stage. A few years ago, I was frustrated with the direction Apple computers seemed to be taking. The iMac line stagnated, and it was expensive, anyway. As my old iMac became more and more […]

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I still dislike AT&T, but I use it again

A long time ago, I abandoned AT&T for the crimson-tinted waters of Comcast. They offered faster service, and they didn’t directly try to hoist a fraudulent contract on me. However, AT&T came around about a year ago with an offer a nerd can’t resist. Symmetrical, uncapped, 1 Gbps residential fiber-to-the-home. No strings attached. No requirements […]

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OctoMac

I like 3D printing. It’s an interesting, if fiddly, hobby. Quite fun as long as you don’t actually need to print anything, because things go wrong All. The. Time. The filament snaps and your printhead goes on, obliviously, for hours. Data communications break down. The hot end that melts the plastic clogs, and no more feed. There’s […]

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It’s a watch.

Yes, I got an Apple Watch. Sorry, Watch. And people want to know. What is it? How is it? Is it any good? Is it worth the money? All reasonable questions. I’ll answer them as best I can. Once again, there’s already way-too-much written about the Watch all over the internet. I’m not going to rehash […]

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Lies, damn lies, and AT&T reps

This comment by a FB friend on my post about leaving AT&T made me think. That wasn’t the first time I heard lies from AT&T reps, especially retention reps. If I have to guess, the basic explanation of why this happens is pretty obvious. (Warning: complete speculation forthcoming). Retention reps are paid to retain customers. […]

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AT&T doesn’t get it

I’ve been a pretty happy AT&T customer for many years. They’ve never been the cheapest (some MVNO, as of this writing), they’ve never been famous for their network (Verizon, probably), but for me they worked reliably day after day after day. Billing was arcane, but reasonably predictable. As long as I didn’t have to meddle […]

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The iPhone Six Plus

If you want a formal, professional, detailed review of Apple’s new shiny just head to my favorite tech haunt, Ars Technica. This is a personal account. A long, long time ago my wife dragged me to the Apple Store to check out the new, just released iPhone. On the day it was released. It was […]

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The ZTE Open with Firefox OS

I bought a phone!   Granted, it’s not the latest and greatest. I even bought it used; it was less than $70 on a certain jungle-themed shopping website. I’ll be doing some international travel soon, and it’s useful to have an unlocked, multi-band GSM smartphone. This fits the bill, and it gives me an opportunity […]